everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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