Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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