okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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