Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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