I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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