awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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