Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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