I cockslap morals
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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