office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
