lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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