Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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