brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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