I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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