You made me cry and you don't even care
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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