This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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