Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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