If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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