just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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