I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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