thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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