I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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