I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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