that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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