you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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