drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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