everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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