Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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