are you still at the devil's house?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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