just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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