Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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