i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I had to cum in my sink.
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