I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.