this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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