Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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