I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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