I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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