Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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