Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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