We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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