He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
jump out the window naked night went bad
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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