I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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