Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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