i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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