The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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