How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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