Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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