Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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