I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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