Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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