we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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