There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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